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Magic Mushrooms
$4 – $30
This might be the most popular magic mushroom in North America and we are happy to have a very steady and beautiful supply of it. Golden Teacher magic mushrooms!
Golden Teachers are a type of Psilocybe cubensis and are one heck of an experience and highly recommended by ALL who have tried them. From Plato to William Blake and half of Silicon Valley executives, the trip is a doorway to reality. From the physical to the metaphysical that you will experience in you head, all things connect as one: all emotions, thoughts, ideas, actions, feelings, human connections, natural connections. Absolutely beautiful.
If you’re looking to start microdosing please checkout this awesome beginners guide to microdose mushrooms.
The microdose regimen is a 3 day cycle. On day 1 you consume and on day 2 and 3 you do not. This allows for your system to reset so that your tolerance doesn’t interfere with the magic effects.
For microdosing use 0.1-0.3g per day.
For recreational dosing, the dose is really up to you. There are some folks that love going on long spiritual journeys where they take 3-10g. For a fun time at a social gathering you can get away with 0.5-1g.
The world’s most famous and favorite strains at affordable prices. All homegrown in the British Columbian back country.
Not all doses created equally
If you want a life-changing experience, Golden Teacher should serve you well. But be careful what you wish for, because not all such experiences are happy or uplifting. These can take you to a very dark place and on a surprisingly low dose. I’ve did the 5 gram “Hero Dose” a few years ago (generic strain), and was planning on doing it again this year, and I chose GT as the strain to do it with. At the last minute, I decided I wasn’t up for it and only did 1.5 g that night.
It started off great, like I could see the gates of Heaven (no way my imagination can create something so beautiful), but then I was dragged straight down to what felt like a long tunnel/hole to Hell, where I spent the majority of the trip resisting three entities, mocking me, making me offers, telling me to let go, etc. But it wasn’t my life that was at risk, it was my soul. In the end, I called out for Christ, and they let me go, mocking me further, telling me not to come back (in this body), not to crash the gates of Heaven, you aren’t ready, etc. It felt as intense as my 5 gram trip in 2019 on a generic strain. I’ve learned some valuable things from the 1.5g GT trip, and I will probably try it again… when I’m “cleaner.”
P.S. Forgot to mention that I had a very pleasant and strong trip on just 1 gram of GT.
*I consume using the tea method to avoid vomiting.
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Classic strand good price
Good chill classic strand for $4 a gram you can’t go wrong. Recommending eating 3.5 for visuals :)
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Enjoyed these very much!
Had a few great trips on my order of these! Tried 1.5g, 3.5g, and 5g on different occasions and found that a higher dose is needed to get to where I wanted to go BUT once dosing is worked out they offer a fantastic trip! Open and closed eye visuals, the closed eye visuals took me to a place out of this world! Highly recommended from me, just keep in mind the dosing! I was timid the first time and regretted it, should have taken more!
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Weeew
Pretty dang good and they were pretty thick in the stem so it weighed a bit more :) i recommend
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Does What it is Supposed to Do.
This is a very gentle teacher. I have yet to be disappointed by it. If you are nervous about trying shrooms, this is probably the one to start with. I find it very useful in clearing out my head and helping me to put my emotions into proper perspective. And yes, I love the pictures when I close my eyes.
It will wear off within four hours so if you do have an uncomfortable journey, it won’t be a long journey.
I highly recommend it.
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Good
Happy with product and find price
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Weak
Buy something else, I didn’t like these strain and not worth the money. After I excited for this strain, but it was a real disappointment. Not worth the money.
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Usually introspective
The first couple times I ordered golden teacher I loved it. I’m not a doctor so don’t take any advice, but 6 grams cured my depression. Unfortunately the last order I received were much less potent and 5 grams barely gave me visuals, and no self help, introspective thoughts. If that makes sense. I’ll definitely order again as I’m assuming they were just a weak batch.
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Hit everyone but me
Friends had a great time, I’ve taken mushrooms a couple more times than them, so maybe that’s why. Regardless they had a good time, so my review is going based off of their experience.
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Great for beginners
Weaker than most but very chill great for microdosers but not so much for an advanced zoomer
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Go with another type
I highly recommend to go with the Huatala Cubensis or I VERY highly recommend the Albino A+ Cubensis if you actually want to trip. If you want something that won’t get you too high these might be a good option.
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Some good shrooms at a affordable price
It took about 15 mins for me and my older brother to feel the effects which were awesome so if you’re thinking about trying mushrooms for the first time then this would be a great one to start off with. Great price and good buzz .Thanks Marihuana and gwp
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A++
As described. Moderate strength. A++
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